Trueposer (trueposer) wrote in clique_rules,

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5 Rules To Emo Dining Ediquate.

If you are a guy then skip this. We all know emo male's never eat. How else would you stay so inhumanly thin?

1: You must order some sort of green leafy vegetable with your meal.

2: The sloppier the appearance of your meal is the more desperate it will make you look. Sloppy Joe's should be a staple in your diet.

3: You are not allowed to drink anything but coffee. Extra points for those who only drink it black.

4: All food makes you fat. Make sure to dwell on this very vocally during the course of your meal.

5: In between bites make sure to read at least one fourth of a chapter in your book you have besides you... Come on. I know you have one!

*Bonus Stuff*

If you are truly emo you will only use cloth napkins. Extra kudos if it has special embroidering ;-)

Whenever possible, eat outside. IE: On a bench, under a tree, at an outside coffee house table.
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